I love catching a snapshot of something that is just about to happen. Or maybe something that just happened, you know. But I like especially that just-before kind of feeling.

The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously.

It's not enough to say I'm sorry. You have to also mean it. It's the same with saying I'm single.

I'm afraid of sharks - but only in a water situation.

It's interesting to be an adult and to have that level of ignorance about something, because the nice part about is you get that discovery. The learning curve is so rich and steep.

If you want to dry hump someone you don't know, just act like they were choking.

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE!