I love catching a snapshot of something that is just about to happen. Or maybe something that just happened, you know. But I like especially that just-before kind of feeling.

I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.

I'm not a lawmaker, but I was thinking that if you have a really loud ring tone, maybe you should be stabbed in the ear?

Relationships, like eyebrows, are better when there is space between them.

I am what I eat. And I am this especially when I bite my nails.

I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.