I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

I like when people wear a WWJD bracelet, because it's like an example of the first thing Jesus wouldn't do, probably.

I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's just listening to this, he can keep time, but just in spurts.

It's interesting to be an adult and to have that level of ignorance about something, because the nice part about is you get that discovery. The learning curve is so rich and steep.

If you have a lair then you are probably not a good person.

And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I'm on the right track.