Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

Man is the most powerful creature on the planet. And we're arrogant. I mean, people own birds. It's like, there's a creature with the gift of flight. I want it. I'm going to put it in my kitchen and make it crap on old information.

Most stick people are black.

A know-it-all is a person who knows everything except for how annoying he is.

My family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.

When I first heard the term 'training bra,' I was freaked out. I was pretty young and I said, 'Did you just say training bra? They're training their chests? I had no idea.' See some lady, her boobs are everywhere. 'What's her deal?' Those are untrained titties.