Knights would have probably liked refrigerator magnets.
Mosquito bites Jesus, receives communion.
Siamese twins are interesting because they are the only people who can write a biography and an autobiography at the same time.
The best way to make somebody feel important is to try to assassinate them.
A squirrel is the same as a can, when there's a bb gun in my hand. Can't you see that I am just a man? With distinctions... and comparisons.
When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.