I am what I eat. And I am this especially when I bite my nails.

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.

The sofa is the enemy of productivity.

My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm flattered.

I was eating some candy and looked on the wrapper, and it said made from natural and artificial flavors. You could just say flavors.

You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.