A power nap, is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you

Don't forget to turn your clocks back today if you don't want your clocks to be set to the right time.

I'm always excited to try something I haven't done.

Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.

The key to life is balance, especially if you are on a ledge.

I was seeing this girl and she wanted to get more serious. But I wasn't ready to, I had just gotten out of a difficult relationship before that. So I said to her, 'Listen, you have to understand something. Relationships are like eyebrows. It's better when there's a space between them.' And that's coming from a Greek guy.

I think it would be frustrating to be a match maker. "What do you do?" "I'm a match maker" "Aw, that's really romantic" "No, umm... I actually... never mind"