It's funny: when people always talk about the importance of role models, I used to think that was so exaggerated, but as I get older, I start to realize I don't feel that way so much anymore. If you see somebody like you who's doing something, an older version of what you are, it does make you feel like it's more possible.

You get really disillusioned, because you thought you were in love. But you realize that you're just alone.

The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at the same time.

If you stretched the average person's intestines out from end to end, it would make them scream a lot.

I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick candles.

I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts as another mystery.

My mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer.