It's funny: when people always talk about the importance of role models, I used to think that was so exaggerated, but as I get older, I start to realize I don't feel that way so much anymore. If you see somebody like you who's doing something, an older version of what you are, it does make you feel like it's more possible.

Don't forget to turn your clocks back today if you don't want your clocks to be set to the right time.

Knights would have probably liked refrigerator magnets.

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.

One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like, 'Hey, there's an asshole.'

When watering your plants, try to talk to them - say something like, Hold it right there and then shoot them with water gun.

I have a time machine at home. It only goes forward at regular speed