I saw a dog wearing a sweater and I thought that looked ridiculous 'cause dogs don't have arms. If you're going to put clothes on the dog, you should put two pairs of pants on it.

A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall.

I am completely attracted to the idea of simplicity, or at least removing things that seem unnecessary when trying to get an idea out there.

I think it would be frustrating to be a match maker. "What do you do?" "I'm a match maker" "Aw, that's really romantic" "No, umm... I actually... never mind"

The difference between a child's toy and an adult toy is: location, location, location.

It's always helpful to remember that in the grand scheme of things you are much more important than... um, wait, than... something, maybe.

If only loud people were even half as interesting as they think they are.