Villains fear me because I am unpredictable and broccoli. See what I mean?

Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

When I first heard the term 'training bra,' I was freaked out. I was pretty young and I said, 'Did you just say training bra? They're training their chests? I had no idea.' See some lady, her boobs are everywhere. 'What's her deal?' Those are untrained titties.

I bought a dictionary. First thing I did was, I looked up the word "dictionary", and it said "you're an asshole".

I like birthdays because we celebrate life with cakes. It's so cool. Sometimes when I see a baby, I'm like that much more cake in the world. But then when someone dies, I'm like the cake streak is over.

If you remove a treehouse from a tree, than it's just a shitty house. Sometimes when i'm in a shitty house, I like to imagine that it's in a tree, than it's like Woah, this house is amazing.