Villains fear me because I am unpredictable and broccoli. See what I mean?

I still like paper books. Like, book is a flammable object. After you read it, you could use it to get warm. Or it could become a pile of napkins.

To look like you are a real sports fan, when there is a game on TV just yell, Oh, come on! every now and then at the TV.

I like stand-up. But I'd also like a family and house and a yard. I want to work with a lot of people, have colleagues; and on good film sets, there's people there that work with the same people for years and years. I love that collaborative spirit in that medium. Comedy is a lot more solitary.

Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro.

I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.

This is a pie chart about procrastination.