I don't want to be my own boss. I want to be my own colleague.

My mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer.

The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).

Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.

It is illegal to yell “fire” in a crowded theater. If there is a fire, please yell something else instead, like “Flames!” or “Smoke maker!” or “Bad hot!

For me, possibility, progress, growth, those things are very.. they feel very good. It doesn't usually come with negativity. I don't really mind sucking at something as long as I'm getting a little bit better at it along the way.

Brought to you by raising your voice. The next best thing to being right.