I got into stand up just to do stand up because I love stand up.
The definition of adventure depends upon how boring your life is.
I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I said, 'I am.'
I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick candles.
Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.
It would be interesting if Elvis were reincarnated as an Elvis impersonator.