I don't want to be my own boss. I want to be my own colleague.

I'm in a weird position, because I like rainbows, but I'm not gay. So whenever I go out wearing a rainbow shirt, I have to put "Not gay." But I'm not against gays, so under that I'll have to put "... but supportive." It's weird how one group of people took refracted light. That's very greedy, gays.

Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore.

I think my favorite sound is the sound of someone not playing the bongos.

I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.

I like people, for a little while.

Popcorn is one of the only situations in which you eat the result of an explosion.