It's hard to know what's gay in life. Boxing. That's two men fighting over a belt.
It would be interesting if Elvis were reincarnated as an Elvis impersonator.
99.99% of all castles in America are located in fish tanks.
When watering your plants, try to talk to them - say something like, Hold it right there and then shoot them with water gun.
Canoe plus waterfall equals I don't go camping anymore.
People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.