I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'
If you have a lair then you are probably not a good person.
99.99% of all castles in America are located in fish tanks.
Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.
Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many.
I think a lot of people who watch TV don't realize when they're watch TV shows and it says 'produced by' and producer, producer... there are all these producers. What the hell does a producer do? It's funny how much you have to worry about as a producer.