Love is, and I hope it never isn't.

I went whale watching once. It was very similar to watching people on a boat become disappointed.

Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.

I love Buster Keaton and I love physical comedy when it's done in an emotionally understated way. I just like to play it, and I need the attention.

People only mention it's a free country if they're doing something shitty.

My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm flattered.

It's Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.