Love is, and I hope it never isn't.
I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the '80s, and there was a lot of stand up on television.
Sometimes I like to go outside without even checking the weather first.
The key to life is balance, especially if you are on a ledge.
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
I think one of the most groundbreaking inventions of all time is the jackhammer.