My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm flattered.
How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.
I wanna see a snake eat spaghetti.
A parade looks like a bunch of people are excited about being in traffic.
A power nap, is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you
When watering your plants, try to talk to them - say something like, Hold it right there and then shoot them with water gun.