Mosquito bites Jesus, receives communion.

The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at the same time.

I went whale watching once. It was very similar to watching people on a boat become disappointed.

I wasn't even a big comedy nerd. A lot of the comedians I know - a lot of my friends are comedians - they knew a lot about comedy growing up.

Hot Potato is a very different game when the people playing are starving.

Relationships, like eyebrows, are better when there is space between them.

I like digital cameras, because they enable you to reminisce immediately.