I am a man. And I am former baby and a future skeleton, and I am a distant future pile of dust.
Demetri MartinTo get strangers to hate you even faster, crank up the volume on that very interesting ringtone of yours.
Demetri MartinI was seeing this girl and she wanted to get more serious. But I wasn't ready to, I had just gotten out of a difficult relationship before that. So I said to her, 'Listen, you have to understand something. Relationships are like eyebrows. It's better when there's a space between them.' And that's coming from a Greek guy.
Demetri Martin