For me, possibility, progress, growth, those things are very.. they feel very good. It doesn't usually come with negativity. I don't really mind sucking at something as long as I'm getting a little bit better at it along the way.

I want to get the joke to work without having to put any words or to say anything. I just want the person to look at it, and quietly in their brain, they can just put it together and say, "Cool, that one works".

I wonder if, as a society, we will ever be able to call someone a jive tofurkey.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

Hot Potato is a very different game when the people playing are starving.

Multi-Choice question: My dishwasher is: efficient; hilarious.

I have a jar at home, and I put pennies in it whenever I curse. The other day I spilled the jar. I owe it about $25.