For me, possibility, progress, growth, those things are very.. they feel very good. It doesn't usually come with negativity. I don't really mind sucking at something as long as I'm getting a little bit better at it along the way.

Automatic paper towel dispensers are a solution to something that was never a problem in the first place.

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall.

The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.

It's funny: when people always talk about the importance of role models, I used to think that was so exaggerated, but as I get older, I start to realize I don't feel that way so much anymore. If you see somebody like you who's doing something, an older version of what you are, it does make you feel like it's more possible.

Suicide is the #1 killer of a person who is in a boat and happens to be passing under a bridge at the wrong time.