Game, set, match equals tennis. Set, match, run equals arson.

I think there are so many little hurdles and impediments with stand-up that you'd need to have this insane desire to do it if you didn't have something that clicked right away.

When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.

I am completely attracted to the idea of simplicity, or at least removing things that seem unnecessary when trying to get an idea out there.

I saw a door that said exit only. So I entered through it and went up to the guy working there and said "I have good news. You have severely underestimated that door over there. By like a hundred percent."

Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.

There is probably more invisible tape out there than we realize.