I bought a clock, but the big hand broke off of it... so I just added "ish" to every number.

I don't like thank you cards because I don't know what else to say. What do I put on the inside? See Front.

Wind chimes are also earthquake chimes.

I wanna put stickers on turtles... I don't know why.

It seems that man's greatest natural enemy is the target.

REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.

I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny.