Vampires probably don't have great breath.
Artistically, I find jokes really satisfying aesthetically, because there's something great about getting an idea down to a sentence or two.
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole.
Tic Tacs are the maracas of breath mints.
If I had a bookstore I would make all the mystery novels hard to find.
There's a saying that goes, 'People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.' OK. How about, 'Nobody should throw stones'? That's crappy behavior. My policy is, 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.