The problem with most people, is that they are most people.
I have a jar at home, and I put pennies in it whenever I curse. The other day I spilled the jar. I owe it about $25.
Our Times, a Brief History: As televisions became flatter, People became rounder.
I wonder how they deal with mice at Disney World.
Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.
I am a comedian but it's usually not a compliment to be called a prop comedian but I guess I sometimes use props. And I always confuse humorist with comedian. That's strange.