I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.'

I would like to have windshield wipers that do the whole windshield, please.

Sometimes if I really want to get someone's attention, I'll start a sentence with something like, "I'm not racist, but..." I say, "I'm not racist, but you look great today." They say, "That wasn't racist at all." I said, "I know. I said I'm not racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican."

When people show me pictures of their kids, it's okay. But when I give them a picture of me, to show to their kids, I'm weird. What kind of one way street is that?

I don't know if I'll ever be a master at anything, but I think that's a mistake for me personally. I don't know how much it's about the journey, but it's more about the process.

Sometimes I like to go outside without even checking the weather first.

When I am at rodeo I find it difficult not to root for the animals.