I think the most annoying language is a tie between all the ones I don't know how to speak.
Demetri MartinSometimes I use my jokes as building blocks for larger bits. I like to draw and play music, so sometimes I do those things along with the jokes.
Demetri MartinWhen I'm buying car insurance I ask myself, 'Which company has the most annoying and relentless commercials?'
Demetri MartinUse crazy glue and nails to turn a rocking chair into just a chair that looks like a rocking chair.
Demetri Martin