There's a store in my neighborhood called Futon World. I like that name, 'Futon World.' Makes me think of a magical place that gets less and less comfortable over time.

The best way to make somebody feel important is to try to assassinate them.

I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.

A Rubik's cube is equal to a drag queen. It's really colorful, but I don't wanna do it.

I am sometimes referred to as Excuse Me in an annoyed tone of voice, because apparently I am in the way. I am so sorry. I am supposed to be some sort of mind reader, I guess. I am moving out of the way now as slowly as I possibly can. I am doing this and there's nothing you can do about it.

When I am given a multiple choice test I choose not to take it.

I don't want to be my own boss. I want to be my own colleague.