When you're wearing an animal costume and something bad happens, your facial expression doesn't change. The animal is deadpan the whole time. If you're skiing in a gorilla suit and you fall, you just see a gorilla who has no emotion. It's just a stoic gorilla, wildly falling down a hill, out of control.

I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering. 'Yes, hello I'd like some b-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries!' and D-batteries that's hard for foreigners. 'Yes, I would like de batteries.'

The difference between a child's toy and an adult toy is: location, location, location.

There are two kinds of jackets - reversible, and reversible but it's hard to zipper up and it looks really stupid.

It's always helpful to remember that in the grand scheme of things you are much more important than... um, wait, than... something, maybe.

It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something.

I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.