When you're wearing an animal costume and something bad happens, your facial expression doesn't change. The animal is deadpan the whole time. If you're skiing in a gorilla suit and you fall, you just see a gorilla who has no emotion. It's just a stoic gorilla, wildly falling down a hill, out of control.

I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.

To remove all credibility from what you're saying try wearing sunglasses on your forehead.

Last week I lost my temper in my karate class. Man, I'm not doing that again until I'm a black belt. Because I can tell you there's a difference between taking karate and receiving karate.

I have an air mattress. It's great because if someone tries to suffocate me in bed I can just poke a hole in it and use it to stay alive.

To me, comedy is a game.

My family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.