When you're wearing an animal costume and something bad happens, your facial expression doesn't change. The animal is deadpan the whole time. If you're skiing in a gorilla suit and you fall, you just see a gorilla who has no emotion. It's just a stoic gorilla, wildly falling down a hill, out of control.
Demetri MartinLike a lot of people, Iโve always enjoyed commenting on strangersโ outfits. Unlike a lot of people, I now had a new megaphone to do it with. And, let me tell you, commenting on peopleโs hilarious clothing choices through a megaphone makes it so much better.
Demetri MartinI am sometimes referred to as Excuse Me in an annoyed tone of voice, because apparently I am in the way. I am so sorry. I am supposed to be some sort of mind reader, I guess. I am moving out of the way now as slowly as I possibly can. I am doing this and there's nothing you can do about it.
Demetri MartinI think the most annoying language is a tie between all the ones I don't know how to speak.
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