I equals all of the ifs added up over time. The ifs, those are the possibilities; that's infinite for all of us. Every day there are just millions of them. Time, that's finite for each of us; there is no question there. Maybe if you divide choices by the amount of time you have, the real I can emerge, depending upon those choices.

If you remove a treehouse from a tree, than it's just a shitty house. Sometimes when i'm in a shitty house, I like to imagine that it's in a tree, than it's like Woah, this house is amazing.

I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's just listening to this, he can keep time, but just in spurts.

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.

If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.

I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.

It seems that man's greatest natural enemy is the target.