How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

I like stand-up. But I'd also like a family and house and a yard. I want to work with a lot of people, have colleagues; and on good film sets, there's people there that work with the same people for years and years. I love that collaborative spirit in that medium. Comedy is a lot more solitary.

Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

I went whale watching once. It was very similar to watching people on a boat become disappointed.

I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia.

Relationships, like eyebrows, are better when there is space between them.