How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

A musical is the same as a burlap sack, I would not want to be in either

It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

It turns out dentists don't like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear.

I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead.

The problem with most people, is that they are most people.