Cottonballs are an example of something I'd want to buy, but not have as a nickname.
A lifevest protects you from drowning and a bulletproof vest protects you from getting shot, and a sweater vest protects you from pretty girls.
A cool tattoo design is any drawing that would also look good saggy.
If I could control the behavior of fat guys I would make them ride mopeds more often.
A glove is a very literal looking hand puppet.
Most stick people are black.