How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

As a comic, I think I'm very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I've written or thought up and how I say it.

I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks. By the fourth week, I found it tedious. I got bored and grew restless. I had no other plan for a job, because from seventh grade on, I had planned on law. So I shifted my focus from classes to extracurricular activities.

I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.

I like stand-up. But I'd also like a family and house and a yard. I want to work with a lot of people, have colleagues; and on good film sets, there's people there that work with the same people for years and years. I love that collaborative spirit in that medium. Comedy is a lot more solitary.

I think if I pick the right thing to spend my time doing, then time moves differently, because I really can get fully immersed in things and feel very alive and challenged, but in a good way. I feel a sense of progress.

You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.