I went whale watching once. It was very similar to watching people on a boat become disappointed.

I'd love to win trophies, be in movies, have a body of work I'm proud of and find a way to enjoy it along the way. Success is probably a more of a complicated thing than that.

There is no I in Team, unless you count the vertical part of the T.

I was eating some candy and looked on the wrapper, and it said made from natural and artificial flavors. You could just say flavors.

I love catching a snapshot of something that is just about to happen. Or maybe something that just happened, you know. But I like especially that just-before kind of feeling.

I would like a ship for the hips, please. Ships and hips. Hipsters to stir with their hips on the hip ships. And, of course, hips. Yeah, hip. That's me. I also like sips. I'm a slow drinker. A sipster. I'm a sipster hipster comedian. Yeah, sips. But more hips. Hip, hipster, hip star, hiptard. Definitely.

It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something.