The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).
Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.
I went whale watching once. It was very similar to watching people on a boat become disappointed.
I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly-swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.
When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.
One thing I learned is that it's never OK to walk through a cemetery dressed as a mummy - even if that was a shortcut on the way to the costume party.