I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay.
A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.
Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
A mobile home with a flat tire is a home.