I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.

There is probably more invisible tape out there than we realize.

I love motor learning because it's very basic and primal. A lot of what I like to learn correlates with the opposite of what gets you laid. I can ride a unicycle and I can juggle. These are unimpressive things to know.

One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like, 'Hey, there's an asshole.'

Your mind is like a sponge, in the sense that it would come in handy when cleaning off a countertop or something like that.

History, like wallpaper, repeats itself and can also make a room look old-fashioned.

When I am at rodeo I find it difficult not to root for the animals.