I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.

When someone asks you the question 'Are you ticklish' it doesn't matter if you say yes or no, cause they're going to touch you. If someone asks if you're ticklish and you don't want to be touched you should something like 'I have diarrhea, now don't touch me cause you'll make it come out... and yes I'm very ticklish'.

If I were blind, I'd wear a blindfold all the time.

It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.

I think if I pick the right thing to spend my time doing, then time moves differently, because I really can get fully immersed in things and feel very alive and challenged, but in a good way. I feel a sense of progress.

Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.

The sofa is the enemy of productivity.