I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location.

I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass.

Use crazy glue and nails to turn a rocking chair into just a chair that looks like a rocking chair.

One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.

One thing you never hear is "Man that guy is good at badminton".