When they were naming vitamins they must have thought there were going to be way more vitamins than there ended up being. OK let's name these: Vitamin A, Vitamin B... ok man slow down we've got a lot to cover here. B2, B3, B4, B5, B6, B12. Then they got to E and they were like 'We're pretty much done. We've got all those damn B's. This is embarrassing. Let's just skip to K and get the hell out of here.

I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia.

The definition of adventure depends upon how boring your life is.

It's Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.

I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location.

A large portion of the Earth's land area is taken up by old varsity jackets.

A parade looks like a bunch of people are excited about being in traffic.