When they were naming vitamins they must have thought there were going to be way more vitamins than there ended up being. OK let's name these: Vitamin A, Vitamin B... ok man slow down we've got a lot to cover here. B2, B3, B4, B5, B6, B12. Then they got to E and they were like 'We're pretty much done. We've got all those damn B's. This is embarrassing. Let's just skip to K and get the hell out of here.

There's an old Russian saying that goes some way or another. I don't know it. I don't speak Russian. But sometimes I think about it and wonder if it's relevant to what I'm going through at the time. Probably not. I mean what do Russian know about hunger, anyway?

Game, set, match equals tennis. Set, match, run equals arson.

The problem with most people, is that they are most people.

I was a good student when I was a kid, and I did everything I was supposed to do, and I got A's.

I like to stand near ATM machines, and when somebody types in their pin number, I go, 'Got it!' And then I run away.

I can tell how lonely I am by how easily I'm fooled by a mannequin in a store.