When they were naming vitamins they must have thought there were going to be way more vitamins than there ended up being. OK let's name these: Vitamin A, Vitamin B... ok man slow down we've got a lot to cover here. B2, B3, B4, B5, B6, B12. Then they got to E and they were like 'We're pretty much done. We've got all those damn B's. This is embarrassing. Let's just skip to K and get the hell out of here.

There is no I in Team, unless you count the vertical part of the T.

Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.

Halloween's my favorite holiday because you don't have to spend it with your family.

People only mention it's a free country if they're doing something shitty.

Cottonballs are an example of something I'd want to buy, but not have as a nickname.

I have a jar at home, and I put pennies in it whenever I curse. The other day I spilled the jar. I owe it about $25.