Planning trip around the globe, that is in my room.

I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay.

Most stick people are black.

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

I'm in a weird position, because I like rainbows, but I'm not gay. So whenever I go out wearing a rainbow shirt, I have to put "Not gay." But I'm not against gays, so under that I'll have to put "... but supportive." It's weird how one group of people took refracted light. That's very greedy, gays.

Use crazy glue and nails to turn a rocking chair into just a chair that looks like a rocking chair.

Don't forget to turn your clocks back today if you don't want your clocks to be set to the right time.