I wanna put stickers on turtles... I don't know why.

I bought a clock, but the big hand broke off of it... so I just added "ish" to every number.

I always try to just be honest ... As opposed to artifice or manipulation.

I love Buster Keaton and I love physical comedy when it's done in an emotionally understated way. I just like to play it, and I need the attention.

Okay, so, when I was a kid, definitely the drawings and the illustration. Then I stopped in sixth grade or so. And then I started again when I was in my twenties. I really didn't progress since then, so the way I draw is the way I drew in sixth grade.

I am a comedian but it's usually not a compliment to be called a prop comedian but I guess I sometimes use props. And I always confuse humorist with comedian. That's strange.

I have never been in a bad mood and near a beach ball at the same time. Causation? Correlation? Or fate?