I wanna put stickers on turtles... I don't know why.

You always hear about the guy who was raised by wolves. You never hear about the guy who was raised by the guy who was raised by wolves. The problem is, you have a non-wolf imparting wolf teachings.

It would be nice if people said, God bless you not just when you sneezed but also when you farted.

I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin.

Love is, and I hope it never isn't.

I love motor learning because it's very basic and primal. A lot of what I like to learn correlates with the opposite of what gets you laid. I can ride a unicycle and I can juggle. These are unimpressive things to know.

What I've learned about my self over the years is that I'm pretty restless. If I multitask it's probably because I have difficulty just focusing on one thing.