I don't like thank you cards because I don't know what else to say. What do I put on the inside? See Front.
To be creative, first I need to be really organized. If my apartment's messy I need to clean it. It's like before you start doing your homework or studying for a test, you have to have a clean room.
The other night I was playing twister with some amputees.
This is a pie chart about procrastination.
I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.
Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival.