I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.

If only loud people were even half as interesting as they think they are.

I want to commit a crime during a reenactment, and turn it into an enactment.

I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.

I think they named the orange before the carrot.

Another thing that I like and that's fun for me is to try and talk and play music at the same time, because I feel like I'm learning something. There are these little challenges built into it; it's a way to push myself a little bit more as a performer.

If you happen to catch on fire during the show, do not panic or wave your arms around or scream or we wil give something to panic and wave you arms around and scream about.