Your mind is like a sponge, in the sense that it would come in handy when cleaning off a countertop or something like that.

When watering your plants, try to talk to them - say something like, Hold it right there and then shoot them with water gun.

I want to get the joke to work without having to put any words or to say anything. I just want the person to look at it, and quietly in their brain, they can just put it together and say, "Cool, that one works".

Sometimes I like to go outside without even checking the weather first.

As a comic, I think I'm very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I've written or thought up and how I say it.

I am a man. And I am former baby and a future skeleton, and I am a distant future pile of dust.

But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to write sketch comedy. I got into stand-up because I love stand-up.