There is also a beast, a beast of strange dimensions. He has the head of a horse and the body of a man who needs a lot of attention. He represents me in college: I was a dork-ataur.

Overheard today in restaurant: Can you stop listening to our conversation?

I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny.

I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.

I am bravery. I am courage. I am valor. I am daring. I am holding a thesaurus.

The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.

Drunken behavior will not be tolerated, except by those who are being hilarious.