Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.
Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
The best way to make somebody feel important is to try to assassinate them.
It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.
I want to make a revolving door that says 'Pull' on it, just see how obedient people are.
Everybody knew that you should never provoke a rattlesnake, much less tie it into a bow. But that didn't stop Judd. What did stop him was the rattlesnake.