I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.

I was a good student when I was a kid, and I did everything I was supposed to do, and I got A's.

There is also a beast, a beast of strange dimensions. He has the head of a horse and the body of a man who needs a lot of attention. He represents me in college: I was a dork-ataur.

When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.

I like shorter jokes. I like fewer words. I think the more ideas there are the, the fewer words there should be.

Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.

I never set out to do a sketch show.