People only mention it's a free country if they're doing something shitty.
Sometimes I like to go outside without even checking the weather first.
It's always helpful to remember that in the grand scheme of things you are much more important than... um, wait, than... something, maybe.
I wanna put stickers on turtles... I don't know why.
A refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict, because a refrigerator starts in a box and then moves to a house.
My original goal was just to do stand-up but then I became interested in films - writing a film, shooting one someday, and getting to act in them.