One time I saw an old man in a hurry and I thought, 'That makes sense.'

Sometimes I see a bird fly by and I feel jealous. But then other times I see a bird fly into a closed window and I feel laughing.

I think one of the most groundbreaking inventions of all time is the jackhammer.

Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.

Game, set, match equals tennis. Set, match, run equals arson.

We do not allow dwarf tossing. If you toss a dwarf, the dwarf will be tossed right back at you, but faster.

Never forget where you came from. That's what I think when I walk into a cave.