Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.
Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many.
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
I'm a body builder, but I don't use weights. I use snacks. It's kind of a different building process.
I like people, for a little while.
As a creative person, you want to have a foothold and sense of progress.