I think statues are great; they show what great people would look like if a bird sh*t all over them.

If you have a lip ring try hanging some tiny keys from it. This will make you look even more interesting.

Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? *sniff* muffins!'

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

When someone shows you a picture of their kids what they don't want to hear is Oh, yeah, I got pictures of your kid too.

I have never been in a bad mood and near a beach ball at the same time. Causation? Correlation? Or fate?

As a creative person, you want to have a foothold and sense of progress.