I think statues are great; they show what great people would look like if a bird sh*t all over them.

It's interesting to be an adult and to have that level of ignorance about something, because the nice part about is you get that discovery. The learning curve is so rich and steep.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Vampire fad just won't die. Makes sense, I guess.

If someone throws a pie at your face, just open your mouth really wide and say, 'Thanks for feeding me, a**hole.'

There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'