It is illegal to yell โfireโ in a crowded theater. If there is a fire, please yell something else instead, like โFlames!โ or โSmoke maker!โ or โBad hot!
Demetri MartinWhenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.
Demetri Martin