The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.

I've met a few people who were passive-aggressive, but I've never met anyone who was aggressive-passive. I don't want tacos! Maybe.

Socrates became a trendsetter. Other philosophers, including Plato and Aristotle and Gus, quickly followed suit, dropping their last names too. And, for centuries after that there would be countless imitators including oltaire, Michelangelo, and, much later, Cher.

Mosquito bites Jesus, receives communion.

I am a man of my word… and that word is “unreliable.

Skeet shooting is probably more satisfying if you really hate skeets.