Another thing that I like and that's fun for me is to try and talk and play music at the same time, because I feel like I'm learning something. There are these little challenges built into it; it's a way to push myself a little bit more as a performer.

I think a lot of people who watch TV don't realize when they're watch TV shows and it says 'produced by' and producer, producer... there are all these producers. What the hell does a producer do? It's funny how much you have to worry about as a producer.

A lot of things look cooler in slow motion. Eating isn't one of them.

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

I think bears and worms aren't very similar... until you think of gummy.

For me and most of my friends who are comedians, if you've been doing comedy for a while, your tolerance for things actually moves. I find it very hard to be shocked, and when other people aggressively take offense to something, I'm sometimes confused.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.