Parades are man's attempt to make traffic exciting.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing somebody's cast.
One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.
If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.
I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone.
Someday I will tell my grandchildren that I lived in the era when OK was abbreviated to K.