Have a great day. Note: does not apply to my enemies.
When someone shows you a picture of their kids what they don't want to hear is Oh, yeah, I got pictures of your kid too.
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.
I love having an open seat next to me on the train. What's even better is when my seat is open too because I just stayed home.
The earth without art is just eh.
I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.