The lord works in mysterious ways. Indeed. And a shorter way to say that is: God is a sneak.

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.

It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something.

There's a store in my neighborhood called Futon World. I like that name, 'Futon World.' Makes me think of a magical place that gets less and less comfortable over time.

REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.

I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever they hate. And it's like, "Okay. That's your opinion. Somebody liked it, so that's good." Hopefully it balances out.

Skeet shooting is probably more satisfying if you really hate skeets.