Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.
Demetri MartinI feel so fortunate to be one of the lucky ones who is so grateful and appreciative to know such great synonyms for thankful.
Demetri MartinI like birthdays because we celebrate life with cakes. It's so cool. Sometimes when I see a baby, I'm like that much more cake in the world. But then when someone dies, I'm like the cake streak is over.
Demetri Martin