I never set out to do a sketch show.
Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.
Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.
Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.
This is a pie chart about procrastination.
Here is a tip for all you young people drinking wine. With pasta, drink white wine. With steak, drink red wine. And if you're vegan, you're annoying.