The chances of someone who looks like Jesus having pot raises steadily, to a point. If the guy is on a cross you may have the wrong guy.
There are very few songs about just liking someone as a friend.
If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.
Brought to you by raising your voice. The next best thing to being right.
To look like you are a real sports fan, when there is a game on TV just yell, Oh, come on! every now and then at the TV.
Sometimes, when something really great happens to me, I like to wait two weeks before I tell anyone about it, because I like to use the word 'fortnight'.