I need to develop some patience - immediately.

I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick candles.

My family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.

99.99% of all castles in America are located in fish tanks.

Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.

I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny.

A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'