I need to develop some patience - immediately.

Relationships, like eyebrows, are better when there is space between them.

It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as a noun... ladies.

You mock those who blindly follow the majority...turn your attention now to those who are so dedicated to deviating from the norm that they would gladly cease breathing if it were suggested to them that inhalation was a form of conformity; for they deserve just as much scrutiny and ridicule.

A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall.

I was stuck in traffic and I looked in the mirror and in the car behind me there was a couple having a horrible argument and right below their image it said "Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear". I just thought, man I hope so because she was pretty mad.

I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.