If you are trying to impress a woman, leave any sort of show farting out of the equation.
Demetri MartinI am completely attracted to the idea of simplicity, or at least removing things that seem unnecessary when trying to get an idea out there.
Demetri MartinIt turns out dentists don't like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear.
Demetri MartinThere are jokes I know I want to tell, and there's sort of a rough order, but usually I try to change it up every show, to improvise and talk with the audience. I think when you tell jokes, if you're not careful, you can end up telling the whole list of jokes and then that's it. And that can get a little boring.
Demetri Martin