The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid.
Popcorn is one of the only situations in which you eat the result of an explosion.
The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.
At any minute, I am four minutes from a poncho.
A cool tattoo design is any drawing that would also look good saggy.
I still like paper books. Like, book is a flammable object. After you read it, you could use it to get warm. Or it could become a pile of napkins.