I am a man. And I am former baby and a future skeleton, and I am a distant future pile of dust.
Overheard today in restaurant: Can you stop listening to our conversation?
It's Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.
They should call fishing what it really is... tricking and killing!
Here is a tip for all you young people drinking wine. With pasta, drink white wine. With steak, drink red wine. And if you're vegan, you're annoying.
If I think of a joke that's really dirty and I think it's funny I'll try it but what I've found over the years is they just don't laugh. It doesn't work coming out of my mouth so it's like they taught me 'don't do that. Don't go that way or you'll lose me.'