I think it would be frustrating to be a match maker. "What do you do?" "I'm a match maker" "Aw, that's really romantic" "No, umm... I actually... never mind"

To make even fewer friends try talking about politics as much as you talk about yourself.

When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.

It turns out dentists don't like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear.

It's funny: when people always talk about the importance of role models, I used to think that was so exaggerated, but as I get older, I start to realize I don't feel that way so much anymore. If you see somebody like you who's doing something, an older version of what you are, it does make you feel like it's more possible.

I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.

Jumping jacks are easier to do than crawling jacks.