I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front of me.
Demetri MartinI think a lot of people who watch TV don't realize when they're watch TV shows and it says 'produced by' and producer, producer... there are all these producers. What the hell does a producer do? It's funny how much you have to worry about as a producer.
Demetri MartinTo make even fewer friends try talking about politics as much as you talk about yourself.
Demetri Martin