There are jokes I know I want to tell, and there's sort of a rough order, but usually I try to change it up every show, to improvise and talk with the audience. I think when you tell jokes, if you're not careful, you can end up telling the whole list of jokes and then that's it. And that can get a little boring.

Halloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.

The other night I was playing twister with some amputees.

My original goal was just to do stand-up but then I became interested in films - writing a film, shooting one someday, and getting to act in them.

Sometimes I use my jokes as building blocks for larger bits. I like to draw and play music, so sometimes I do those things along with the jokes.

A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual.

Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.