I'm always excited to try something I haven't done.

I am the Walrus, but not the one you're probably thinking of. I am the other Walrus, the one who is less the Walrus in the sense of legendary music and more the Walrus in the sense of his tendency to to lie around in places for too long.

Planning trip around the globe, that is in my room.

I just found out that I have more allies than America!

If you stretched the average person's intestines out from end to end, it would make them scream a lot.

Use crazy glue and nails to turn a rocking chair into just a chair that looks like a rocking chair.

There is probably more invisible tape out there than we realize.