It would be interesting if Elvis were reincarnated as an Elvis impersonator.
A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
Everything I ever learned I was told by someone else.
Halloween's my favorite holiday because you don't have to spend it with your family.
I am what I eat. And I am this especially when I bite my nails.
The question is, 'how bad at sports were you as a kid?' I grew up near where they film Jersey Shore. If you weren't tan, muscular, and book-averse, you were a dork and a nerd and a geek and stuff. I remember being into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers.