I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering. 'Yes, hello I'd like some b-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries!' and D-batteries that's hard for foreigners. 'Yes, I would like de batteries.'

Checkers taught me that a King is a man with another man on top of him. But life taught me that that's actually called a Queen.

I think the most annoying language is a tie between all the ones I don't know how to speak.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole.

I like birthdays because we celebrate life with cakes. It's so cool. Sometimes when I see a baby, I'm like that much more cake in the world. But then when someone dies, I'm like the cake streak is over.

For me, possibility, progress, growth, those things are very.. they feel very good. It doesn't usually come with negativity. I don't really mind sucking at something as long as I'm getting a little bit better at it along the way.