The difference between a child's toy and an adult toy is: location, location, location.
Demetri MartinI want to get the joke to work without having to put any words or to say anything. I just want the person to look at it, and quietly in their brain, they can just put it together and say, "Cool, that one works".
Demetri MartinYou never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.
Demetri MartinI travel alone so much, and the first thought is to grab the damn phone. In airports, just look around. Nobody looks at anybody, or even out the window. It's obvious we can't live without it anymore, and as a comic on the road the phone is an essential tool. It's probably doing more good than bad for me, but it does make me sad that those of us who grew up without mobile phones, we know what we're missing.
Demetri Martin