The difference between a child's toy and an adult toy is: location, location, location.

The Pursuit of Happiness: It sure seems to like a good chase, doesn't it?

I don't want to be my own boss. I want to be my own colleague.

My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm flattered.

A large portion of the Earth's land area is taken up by old varsity jackets.

I think statues are great; they show what great people would look like if a bird sh*t all over them.

I wonder how they deal with mice at Disney World.