The difference between a child's toy and an adult toy is: location, location, location.

I'm afraid of sharks - but only in a water situation.

A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual.

Clothing sizes are weird, they go: small, medium, large and then extra large, extra extra large, extra extra extra large. Something happened at large, they just gave up. They were like, 'I'm not doing any more adjectives; you just keep putting extras on there.' We could do better than that: small, medium, large, whoa, easy, slow down, stop it, interesting, American.

A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall.

Reality is a concept that depends largely upon where you point your face.

I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me.