You can say 'Thanks,' and you can say 'Thanks a Million' - but any number in between?
Demetri MartinIt's funny: when people always talk about the importance of role models, I used to think that was so exaggerated, but as I get older, I start to realize I don't feel that way so much anymore. If you see somebody like you who's doing something, an older version of what you are, it does make you feel like it's more possible.
Demetri MartinThe digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
Demetri MartinI was eating some candy and looked on the wrapper, and it said made from natural and artificial flavors. You could just say flavors.
Demetri MartinI call it 'new forms'. When you're starting out, they ask you to do four or five minute sets, but once you're a headliner, you do like 90 minutes. I try to think of different things to divvy up the show, like doing drawings, playing music... I gotta carry the show, that's the problem.
Demetri Martin