Brought to you by raising your voice. The next best thing to being right.
The sofa is the enemy of productivity.
You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball.
I think they named the orange before the carrot.
You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.
Skeet shooting is probably more satisfying if you really hate skeets.