Brought to you by raising your voice. The next best thing to being right.

A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something.

Yes" actually means "No" 100% of the time, when the question is "Can I give you some advice?

It's interesting to be an adult and to have that level of ignorance about something, because the nice part about is you get that discovery. The learning curve is so rich and steep.

Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.

Sometimes I like to go outside without even checking the weather first.

It's always helpful to remember that in the grand scheme of things you are much more important than... um, wait, than... something, maybe.