I am completely attracted to the idea of simplicity, or at least removing things that seem unnecessary when trying to get an idea out there.

What I've learned about my self over the years is that I'm pretty restless. If I multitask it's probably because I have difficulty just focusing on one thing.

To some I am known as Chief. And these are usually people who work in Radio Shack or try to sell me shoes. To others I am known as Buddy. These are people who dwell in bars and wonder if I’ve got a problem or what it is that I am “looking at.” And to still others, who are in that same bar, standing just off to the side, I am “Get Him!"

I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.'

Someday I will tell my grandchildren that I lived in the era when OK was abbreviated to K.

A know-it-all is a person who knows everything except for how annoying he is.

The lord works in mysterious ways. Indeed. And a shorter way to say that is: God is a sneak.